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Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 5 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 710 Points

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

It Says to Wait

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/255 points)

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Bookworm 25 Points

Read 15 times

Stool Puncher 25 Points

Play 15 times

Empty Kidneys 50 Points

Wait without drinking once

PICOLLAGE2020

Medals Earned: 5/5 (70/70 points)

Art Aficionado 5 Points

Admire the collage for 5 minutes.

BFFs 5 Points

Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.

Cream Cheese Sandwiches 5 Points

Listen to Tom's song.

What Is Dead May Never Die 5 Points

Find the software that started it all.

Puzzle Solver 50 Points

Put the collage back together.

The Test of Insanity

Medals Earned: 13/15 (415/425 points)

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Trailer on YouTube 5 Points

You watched our trailer on YouTube, and were thoroughly impressed!

Credits 5 Points

You checked the credits, and we thank you for it!

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Wishlist on Steam 5 Points

You checked out the full game on Steam, and hopefully wishlist!

Follow on Twitter 5 Points

You follow us on Twitter, or X as Elon calls it

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 7/20 (45/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)